Throughout December, we're bringing you gift after gift of holiday-themed NASCARiana. We're cool that way. And today, we bring you the best way to take your Christmas tree to the next level: The Dale Earnhardt ornament.

The deal: Your Christmas tree sucks. Sorry, but it's true. Unless your Christmas tree has the Intimidator ornament pictured above, which looks like something out of Cloud City, you're out of luck. Dig this -- it's a miniature race track with the #3 car doing lap after lap! It's like Bristol without a Terry Labonte to spin out of the way! I don't know if there are appropriate sounds and smells, but if we could get an ornament with that burnt-tire/hot asphalt scent, that'd be ten kinds of awesome. Better than the hollyberry perfume your mom sprays all over the house at Christmastime, I'll tell ya that. And it's only $24.99 plus shipping and, of course, handling.

Holiday Awesomeness Meter: 10 out of 10. You can't beat a moving ornament, especially one that'll mow right through your Nativity Scene if you let it. (Thanks to Honey Bunny for the tip.) - yahoosports.com